With the name "Solomon's Porch" it reminded me of a story line right out of today's headlines......and a smart aleck comment about it I already had ready. But rather than starting the new forum off on the wrong foot, I'll post it here, where I'm already used to ducking rotten tomatoes and old shoes:
"Oh wise King Solomon, the mother of my daughter recently died and I must now raise her as a single parent, plus tend to a litigous settlement of the pitiful inheritance the baby is rightfully entitled to. But to make matters worse, other men are now arising forth from the woodwork every hour and trying to take my motherless daughter away from me. Oh King I know thou wilt decide the matter in my favor and cast the imposter fathers out on their heels."