Here's one for you JoAnne,
One day a boy came home from school who had just gotten his learners permit. He said to his dad, who was a minister, "Dad, I'd like to discuss the use of the car." His father said, "Well son, I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible, and get a haircut, and then we will discuss the use of the car. The boy said, "Okay." A month later the boy came back and siad to his father, "Dad, I'd like to discuss the use of the car." His father said, "Well son, I'm really proud of you. You've brought your grades up. You've studied your bible diligently. But you haven't gotten a haircut. The boy paused a moment. And then said, "Well Dad, I've been thinking about that. Sampson had long hair, Noah had long hair, Moses had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair." And his father said, "Yea, and they WALKED every where they went!"
HAHAHAHA Amen Mark! Love it!