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by **Lindis** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 pm31 2:45 pm

(Silver Hair Fans)

(Janette)

(Silver Hair Fans)

One more for the road.....

Goat for Dinner
The young couple invited their elderly preacher for Sunday dinner. While
they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their
son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as
good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'"

Blessings, JoAnne

Wonder if "Ole Goat" has heard this one :?:

:?:

Good Question Janette...

JoAnne

That was going to be my question too

seems to fit him well

by **Silver Hair Fans** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 am31 10:19 am

(Janette)

(Silver Hair Fans)

One more for the road.....

Goat for Dinner
The young couple invited their elderly preacher for Sunday dinner. While
they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their
son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as
good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'"

Blessings, JoAnne

Wonder if "Ole Goat" has heard this one :?:

:?:

Good Question Janette...

JoAnne

by **Janette** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 am31 7:38 am

(Silver Hair Fans)

One more for the road.....

Goat for Dinner
The young couple invited their elderly preacher for Sunday dinner. While
they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their
son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as
good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'"

Blessings, JoAnne

Wonder if "Ole Goat" has heard this one :?:

:?:

by **Silver Hair Fans** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 pm31 11:34 pm

One more for the road.....

Goat for Dinner
The young couple invited their elderly preacher for Sunday dinner. While
they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their
son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as
good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'"

Blessings, JoAnne

by **Linda B.** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 pm31 10:15 pm

Those are all pretty good!

by **Sharyn** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 pm31 9:46 pm

Another LOL

Thanks ladies - I REALLY needed those tonight! Fr. Mark I hope you all enjoy these as much as I have!

by **athirstywoman** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 pm31 9:34 pm

Now that's phunny! i laffed out loud.

by **Silver Hair Fans** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 pm31 9:18 pm

Stop, Thief!
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"

(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "I thought she said she had an ax and two 38's!"

Blessings, JoAnne

by **Sharyn** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 pm31 9:05 pm

(Dee)

"Son, don't you want to go to heaven?" she asked.
The boy quickly responded, "Well, sure, I mean, eventually. But the way you put the question, I thought you were makin' up a load right now!"

HA HA HA HA HA

That was a laugh out loud moment - thanks Dee!!

by **dee1** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 pm31 6:33 pm

Here is one

The sixth-grade Sunday school class was coming to an end. The earnest teacher had planned her lesson well, and she knew it was time to ask that strategic question. When everyone seemed to be listening intently, she said,"How many of you children would like to go to heaven?"
As you would expect, every hand shot up-except for one boy's. He simply stared at her, remaining passive and indifferent. The teacher thought she had either failed with the lesson or he hadn't understood the question. With a kind follow- up, she smiled and pressed the inquiry. "Son, don't you want to go to heaven?" she asked.
The boy quickly responded, "Well, sure, I mean, eventually. But the way you put the question, I thought you were makin' up a load right now!"

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