by TanyaH » Wed Jan 17, 2007 pm31 12:03 pm (Sharyn)
I heard this one today and just couldn't resist passing it on here!
After a big rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in a large puddle through her kitchen window.
The older of the two, a five year old boy, grabbed his little brother by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.
As the little boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the yard in a panic. "Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she says to the older boy in anger.
"We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said. "I was baptizing him in the name of the Father, and the Son and in the hole-he-goes.
After a big rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in a large puddle through her kitchen window.
The older of the two, a five year old boy, grabbed his little brother by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.
As the little boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the yard in a panic. "Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she says to the older boy in anger.
"We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said. "I was baptizing him in the name of the Father, and the Son and in the hole-he-goes.
(Lena)
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card & wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it & stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10". Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins, "Behold, I stand at the door & knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden & I was afraid for I was naked."
I cracked up long and loud on these!! Sounds like something my boys would do on the first one. The second was so unexpected.
Thanks for all the laughs!