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by Fr. Mark » Sat Jan 20, 2007 pm31 10:56 pm
Definitely not!!! There enough people who do that now!! LOLOL
- Fr. Mark
by Silver Hair Fans » Sat Jan 20, 2007 pm31 10:54 pm
(Fr. Mark)
Thanks for reminding me about Shrove Tuesday!!! Almost forgot to put that on the Agenda for Tuesday night's meeting!!
As for Coffee hours we hold them in the summer after the 9.30 a.m. service. Speaking of 9.30 services we have just re-instituted it until lent. I better get to the bed and get some rest. It's after 1.00 a.m. here.
Good night!!
Mark+
As for Coffee hours we hold them in the summer after the 9.30 a.m. service. Speaking of 9.30 services we have just re-instituted it until lent. I better get to the bed and get some rest. It's after 1.00 a.m. here.
Good night!!
Mark+
Yep...Don't want to fall asleep in the middle of your sermon.
Blessings & Good Night.....JoAnne
- Silver Hair Fans
by Fr. Mark » Sat Jan 20, 2007 pm31 10:51 pm
Thanks for reminding me about Shrove Tuesday!!! Almost forgot to put that on the Agenda for Tuesday night's meeting!!
As for Coffee hours we hold them in the summer after the 9.30 a.m. service. Speaking of 9.30 services we have just re-instituted it until lent. I better get to the bed and get some rest. It's after 1.00 a.m. here.
Good night!!
Mark+
As for Coffee hours we hold them in the summer after the 9.30 a.m. service. Speaking of 9.30 services we have just re-instituted it until lent. I better get to the bed and get some rest. It's after 1.00 a.m. here.
Good night!!
Mark+
- Fr. Mark
by Silver Hair Fans » Sat Jan 20, 2007 pm31 10:47 pm
(Fr. Mark)
JoAnne,
Keep them coming!!! There are 52 Sundays in any given year. Just FYI I will be using a couple of the ones posted here in the next few weeks.
I am currently in the process of placing our bulletins since September on the Parish Website and when they do appear there should be some good humour as well as some insight on our faith community and the activities we are involved in.
I'll keep you posted.
Mark+
Keep them coming!!! There are 52 Sundays in any given year. Just FYI I will be using a couple of the ones posted here in the next few weeks.
I am currently in the process of placing our bulletins since September on the Parish Website and when they do appear there should be some good humour as well as some insight on our faith community and the activities we are involved in.
I'll keep you posted.
Mark+
Fr. Mark+
Make sure there are lots of pictures of the Pot Lucks....and your upcoming Shrove Tuesday Pancake Supper.
Do you have coffee hour after services? How about Hot Cross Busn for Easter?
JoAnne
- Silver Hair Fans
by Fr. Mark » Sat Jan 20, 2007 pm31 10:41 pm
JoAnne,
Keep them coming!!! There are 52 Sundays in any given year. Just FYI I will be using a couple of the ones posted here in the next few weeks.
I am currently in the process of placing our bulletins since September on the Parish Website and when they do appear there should be some good humour as well as some insight on our faith community and the activities we are involved in.
I'll keep you posted.
Mark+
Keep them coming!!! There are 52 Sundays in any given year. Just FYI I will be using a couple of the ones posted here in the next few weeks.
I am currently in the process of placing our bulletins since September on the Parish Website and when they do appear there should be some good humour as well as some insight on our faith community and the activities we are involved in.
I'll keep you posted.
Mark+
- Fr. Mark
by Silver Hair Fans » Sat Jan 20, 2007 pm31 10:35 pm
Fr Mark+
Did you get enought jokes?
JoAnne
Did you get enought jokes?
JoAnne
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by Lindis » Fri Jan 19, 2007 pm31 5:03 pm
(KYLE)
One sunday morning the pastor was on a roll against the evils of alcohol. He exclaimed during his sermon, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it in our river, right down here from our church." Later he stated, " If I had all the whiskey in the world, I pour it in the river." "If I had all the bourbon and ale in the world I'd take it and pour it in that river of ours." As the pastor took his seat the song leader rose and asked the church to join him in singing hymn #112 "SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER!" 
Don't think I've heard/seen that one before - Lindis
by Lindis » Fri Jan 19, 2007 pm31 5:02 pm
(Silver Hair Fans)
Fr Mark+
Another good one....
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner." And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!
Blessings, JoAnne
Another good one....
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner." And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!
Blessings, JoAnne
There have just been MAJOR renovations going on at my church.....and there is still work that needs to be done.....maybe they should try something like that
- Lindis
by Silver Hair Fans » Fri Jan 19, 2007 pm31 2:25 pm
("KYLE")
One sunday morning the pastor was on a roll against the evils of alcohol. He exclaimed during his sermon, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it in our river, right down here from our church." Later he stated, " If I had all the whiskey in the world, I pour it in the river." "If I had all the bourbon and ale in the world I'd take it and pour it in that river of ours." As the pastor took his seat the song leader rose and asked the church to join him in singing hymn #112 "SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER!"
Kyle...I got an email with this in it right before Christmas....It sure tickled my funny bone. I had deleted the email so glad you added it here...It's funny.
Silver Hair Fans
- Silver Hair Fans
by TanyaH » Fri Jan 19, 2007 am31 11:54 am
(KYLE)
One sunday morning the pastor was on a roll against the evils of alcohol. He exclaimed during his sermon, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it in our river, right down here from our church." Later he stated, " If I had all the whiskey in the world, I pour it in the river." "If I had all the bourbon and ale in the world I'd take it and pour it in that river of ours." As the pastor took his seat the song leader rose and asked the church to join him in singing hymn #112 "SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER!"
LOLOLOL
- TanyaH