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Post by luckyme » Sun Feb 11, 2007 am28 12:46 am

(Fr. Mark)
As for the bags under my eyes I will just tell the parishioners that I am dealing with unruly & heretical souls!!! Someone has to fight for tjhe TRUTH!!!!

Good night!!

Mark+


GASP!!! Why Fr. Mark! I resemble that remark! laugh.gif Truth, justice and the American Way! Hey! We COULD ask Superman to navigate (unless maybe he'd want to serve the inflight meals. Nothing like a toasted cheese samwich made with those x-ray eyes!) :roll: 8) laugh.gif
luckyme
 


Post by Fr. Mark » Sun Feb 11, 2007 am28 12:20 am

As for the bags under my eyes I will just tell the parishioners that I am dealing with unruly & heretical souls!!! Someone has to fight for tjhe TRUTH!!!!

Good night!!

Mark+
Fr. Mark
 


Post by Silver Hair Fans » Sun Feb 11, 2007 am28 12:17 am

(Fr. Mark)
That's okay. I will have the shortbread cookies and a softdrink to wash them down!!

Will you all go to bed so I can!!! I'm afraid I'm going to miss something!!

Mark+


Did you see that Lynne...the in flight meal is all taken care of....Guess we have him hooked on the travel plans...wonder what he will say when the people in the congregation ask him why the circles under his eyes...he could always say he was up late making flight plans and the airline he was dealing with was kind of squirrley... tongue.gif :oops: Oh my guess I'm getting silly too !!
JoAnne
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Post by luckyme » Sun Feb 11, 2007 am28 12:05 am

(Silver Hair Fans)
(luckyme)
(Silver Hair Fans)
Hey....We'll just put wings on those little guys and tell them they can fly.....If luckyme has that many to add to our two....They'll have you over that water in no time... The rest of the way will be a breeze. :shock:
Silvers

P.S. Sounds like you are familiar with some of our lod TV shows. tongue.gif


Especially if the breeze is to their backs! biggrin.gif

I'll speak to the village administration (I'm the village idiot!) and see if they can spare a couple of the hardest working ones for your trip. (Silex is not a city, it's a village....197 population including the residents of the nursing home on the hill and possibly a few dogs that they might have counted more than once)! Okay, okay, Lauri! I'm getting back to work! tongue.gif :wink:


Oh my Lynne...I am setting here laughing so hard...what is it they say....great minds run in the same thought ...we must have been typing about the flying squirrels at the same time...but I forgot about Rocket and Bullwinkle...They can do the Job!!...Fr Mark will have a Great Flight...but there will be no "Salted Nuts" The squirrle get them.. laugh.gif laugh.gif
JoAnne


Well if no "salted nuts" then whatever will they serve on the flight? I know the inflight movie would be, of course, Legacy of Love Live. LOL I can just visualize the stewardesses on the flight....kind squirrely though. :wink: hmmmm any thoughts?
luckyme
 


Post by Fr. Mark » Sun Feb 11, 2007 am28 12:04 am

That's okay. I will have the shortbread cookies and a softdrink to wash them down!!

Will you all go to bed so I can!!! I'm afraid I'm going to miss something!!

Mark+
Fr. Mark
 


Post by Silver Hair Fans » Sun Feb 11, 2007 am28 12:01 am

(luckyme)
(Silver Hair Fans)
Hey....We'll just put wings on those little guys and tell them they can fly.....If luckyme has that many to add to our two....They'll have you over that water in no time... The rest of the way will be a breeze. :shock:
Silvers

P.S. Sounds like you are familiar with some of our lod TV shows. tongue.gif


Especially if the breeze is to their backs! biggrin.gif

I'll speak to the village administration (I'm the village idiot!) and see if they can spare a couple of the hardest working ones for your trip. (Silex is not a city, it's a village....197 population including the residents of the nursing home on the hill and possibly a few dogs that they might have counted more than once)! Okay, okay, Lauri! I'm getting back to work! tongue.gif :wink:


Oh my Lynne...I am setting here laughing so hard...what is it they say....great minds run in the same thought ...we must have been typing about the flying squirrels at the same time...but I forgot about Rocket and Bullwinkle...They can do the Job!!...Fr Mark will have a Great Flight...but there will be no "Salted Nuts" The squirrle get them.. laugh.gif laugh.gif
JoAnne
Silver Hair Fans
 


Post by luckyme » Sat Feb 10, 2007 pm28 11:47 pm

(Silver Hair Fans)
Hey....We'll just put wings on those little guys and tell them they can fly.....If luckyme has that many to add to our two....They'll have you over that water in no time... The rest of the way will be a breeze. :shock:
Silvers

P.S. Sounds like you are familiar with some of our lod TV shows. tongue.gif


Especially if the breeze is to their backs! biggrin.gif

I'll speak to the village administration (I'm the village idiot!) and see if they can spare a couple of the hardest working ones for your trip. (Silex is not a city, it's a village....197 population including the residents of the nursing home on the hill and possibly a few dogs that they might have counted more than once)! Okay, okay, Lauri! I'm getting back to work! tongue.gif :wink:
luckyme
 


Post by Fr. Mark » Sat Feb 10, 2007 pm28 11:45 pm

LuckyMe,

Sillyness uis a way of life on this board. And by way the lateness of the hour is 2.10 a.m here in Newfoundland. I would like to say before signing off that I would like a reservation on Rocket J. if that could be arranged!!

I have to sign off now as I have to keep service at 11.00 am. A short nine hours away.

Mark+
Fr. Mark
 


Post by Silver Hair Fans » Sat Feb 10, 2007 pm28 11:41 pm

Hey....We'll just put wings on those little guys and tell them they can fly.....If luckyme has that many to add to our two....They'll have you over that water in no time... The rest of the way will be a breeze. :shock:
Silvers

P.S. Sounds like you are familiar with some of our lod TV shows. tongue.gif
Silver Hair Fans
 


Post by luckyme » Sat Feb 10, 2007 pm28 11:39 pm

Oh for a special flight like that Fr. Mark we would call on Bullwinkle's buddy, Rocket J. Squirrel to fly you over that body of water! No sinking to the bottom of the sea for you! biggrin.gif Why, it would be kinda like Santa with his red nosed reindeer only you'd have the squirrel with the bushy tail and the aviator goggles! laugh.gif ***disclaimer----I'm getting silly here due to the lateness of the hour and the dullness of the job I'm doing (Getting silly?) (I HEARD that Lauri!) so my humblest apologies for the silliness. laugh.gif laugh.gif
luckyme
 


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