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by athirstywoman » Thu Mar 1, 2007 pm31 9:26 pm
Father Mark, even i heard that one before. But of course, i don't know who that special lady was. Do i?
- athirstywoman
by Silver Hair Fans » Thu Mar 1, 2007 pm31 9:26 pm
(Fr. Mark)
You said it!! I was thinking it!!! 
:twisted:
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:twisted:
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I know, I read minds...
:evil: And before it comes up...."And I'm older than dirt."
JoAnne
- Silver Hair Fans
by Fr. Mark » Thu Mar 1, 2007 pm31 9:20 pm
You said it!! I was thinking it!!! :twisted:
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:twisted:
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- Fr. Mark
by Silver Hair Fans » Thu Mar 1, 2007 pm31 9:17 pm
(Fr. Mark)
I have come across an "older" joke for this week. (No offense intended)
Before taking the offering the pastor announced that the church had several unexpected expenses in the last month. He encouraged everyone to make a significant offering that morning, and as extra incentive he said that whoever gave the most that day would get to pick three hymns. When the ushers brought the offering forward there was a thousand dollar bill on the top of the plate. The pastor asked the donor to please come forward. After a brief pause an older woman came forward absolutely beaming. The pastor thanked her profusely and then reminded her that she was entitled to pick three hymns. Without hesitation she pointed at three handsome young men and said, "I pick him, and him, and him.
Mark+
Before taking the offering the pastor announced that the church had several unexpected expenses in the last month. He encouraged everyone to make a significant offering that morning, and as extra incentive he said that whoever gave the most that day would get to pick three hymns. When the ushers brought the offering forward there was a thousand dollar bill on the top of the plate. The pastor asked the donor to please come forward. After a brief pause an older woman came forward absolutely beaming. The pastor thanked her profusely and then reminded her that she was entitled to pick three hymns. Without hesitation she pointed at three handsome young men and said, "I pick him, and him, and him.
Mark+
Oh now that is phunny....I may just steal that one. Or should I say "borrow"...I had not heard that before so.... that must be older than me" :shock:
JoAnne
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by lena » Thu Mar 1, 2007 pm31 9:16 pm
(Fr. Mark)
I have come across an "older" joke for this week. (No offense intended)
Before taking the offering the pastor announced that the church had several unexpected expenses in the last month. He encouraged everyone to make a significant offering that morning, and as extra incentive he said that whoever gave the most that day would get to pick three hymns. When the ushers brought the offering forward there was a thousand dollar bill on the top of the plate. The pastor asked the donor to please come forward. After a brief pause an older woman came forward absolutely beaming. The pastor thanked her profusely and then reminded her that she was entitled to pick three hymns. Without hesitation she pointed at three handsome young men and said, "I pick him, and him, and him.
Mark+
Before taking the offering the pastor announced that the church had several unexpected expenses in the last month. He encouraged everyone to make a significant offering that morning, and as extra incentive he said that whoever gave the most that day would get to pick three hymns. When the ushers brought the offering forward there was a thousand dollar bill on the top of the plate. The pastor asked the donor to please come forward. After a brief pause an older woman came forward absolutely beaming. The pastor thanked her profusely and then reminded her that she was entitled to pick three hymns. Without hesitation she pointed at three handsome young men and said, "I pick him, and him, and him.
Mark+
- lena
by Fr. Mark » Thu Mar 1, 2007 pm31 9:07 pm
I have come across an "older" joke for this week. (No offense intended)
Before taking the offering the pastor announced that the church had several unexpected expenses in the last month. He encouraged everyone to make a significant offering that morning, and as extra incentive he said that whoever gave the most that day would get to pick three hymns. When the ushers brought the offering forward there was a thousand dollar bill on the top of the plate. The pastor asked the donor to please come forward. After a brief pause an older woman came forward absolutely beaming. The pastor thanked her profusely and then reminded her that she was entitled to pick three hymns. Without hesitation she pointed at three handsome young men and said, "I pick him, and him, and him.
Mark+
Before taking the offering the pastor announced that the church had several unexpected expenses in the last month. He encouraged everyone to make a significant offering that morning, and as extra incentive he said that whoever gave the most that day would get to pick three hymns. When the ushers brought the offering forward there was a thousand dollar bill on the top of the plate. The pastor asked the donor to please come forward. After a brief pause an older woman came forward absolutely beaming. The pastor thanked her profusely and then reminded her that she was entitled to pick three hymns. Without hesitation she pointed at three handsome young men and said, "I pick him, and him, and him.
Mark+
- Fr. Mark
by Silver Hair Fans » Thu Mar 1, 2007 pm31 9:01 pm
(Holly1933)
I liked that one Joanne 
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
Holly
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
Holly
Wonder where he's at on the Bulletin ???
- Silver Hair Fans
by Holly1933 » Thu Mar 1, 2007 pm31 8:34 pm
I liked that one Joanne
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
Holly
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
Holly
- Holly1933
by Silver Hair Fans » Thu Mar 1, 2007 pm31 8:12 pm
It's Church Bulletin night and Fr. Mark+ could use a new joke...Here is one...Anybody else??
JoAnne
Cat and Mouse
There was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven, and they were there at the same time. Well, the mouse approaches God's throne, and God asks him, "So, how do you like it up here?"
The mouse says, "It's nice, but could I get a pair of roller skates?"
God says, "Sure."
So, the mouse gets his roller skates.
Well, the next day, the cat approaches God's throne, and the same question is directed at him. So, he answers, "It's great! I didn't know you had meals on wheels up here!"
JoAnne
Cat and Mouse
There was a cat and a mouse who went to heaven, and they were there at the same time. Well, the mouse approaches God's throne, and God asks him, "So, how do you like it up here?"
The mouse says, "It's nice, but could I get a pair of roller skates?"
God says, "Sure."
So, the mouse gets his roller skates.
Well, the next day, the cat approaches God's throne, and the same question is directed at him. So, he answers, "It's great! I didn't know you had meals on wheels up here!"
- Silver Hair Fans