LOVE it!!!! I needed a pick-me-up lately and this thread is doing my heart soooo good!!!!!! 
Love and Light,
Lauri
Archive » Hymn #365
by Love Light Laughter » Mon Mar 15, 2010 pm31 10:09 pm
JoAnne!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! LOVE it!!!! I needed a pick-me-up lately and this thread is doing my heart soooo good!!!!!!
Love and Light,
Lauri
LOVE it!!!! I needed a pick-me-up lately and this thread is doing my heart soooo good!!!!!! Love and Light,
Lauri
- Love Light Laughter
by Love Light Laughter » Mon Mar 15, 2010 pm31 10:04 pm
QUOTE (Ree Ree @ Mar 16 2010, 05:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lauri, do you sort of get the impression that I like to laugh a lot???
Ohhhhhh, yeeeeeah----my kinda 'peoples!!!!!
Love and Light,
Lauri
- Love Light Laughter
by Silver Hair Fans » Mon Mar 15, 2010 pm31 9:58 pm
Lauri So Funny...and Ree Ree...I'm joining you guys in laughing!!!
The Substitute Organist
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.
Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played the National Anthem ...
... and that is how the substitute organist became the permanent organist!
So Funny...and Ree Ree...I'm joining you guys in laughing!!! The Substitute Organist
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.
Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
At that moment, the substitute organist played the National Anthem ...
... and that is how the substitute organist became the permanent organist!
- Silver Hair Fans
by Ree Ree » Mon Mar 15, 2010 pm31 9:25 pm
Lauri, do you sort of get the impression that I like to laugh a lot???
- Ree Ree
by Love Light Laughter » Mon Mar 15, 2010 pm31 9:05 pm
HAHAHA!!!! I had heard it before but I loved that you posted it to help me remember it again----and LAUGH----AGAIN!!!!! Hahahaha!!!! Thanks, Ree Ree!!!
Love and Light,
Lauri
I had heard it before but I loved that you posted it to help me remember it again----and LAUGH----AGAIN!!!!! Hahahaha!!!! Thanks, Ree Ree!!!Love and Light,
Lauri
- Love Light Laughter
by Ree Ree » Mon Mar 15, 2010 pm31 8:42 pm
Hymn #365
This is funny, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to!!
Would you believe I could picture David being the song leader?
- Ree Ree