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FOR SENIORS -- TOO FUNNY AND TOO TRUE

Postby Roberta » Thu May 31, 2012 11:59 am

THIS IS US!!!


Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took

The melody out of music,

The pride out of appearance,

The courtesy out of driving,

The romance out of love,

The commitment out of marriage,

The responsibility out of parenthood,

The togetherness out of the family,

The learning out of education,

The service out of patriotism,

The Golden Rule from rulers,

The nativity scene out of cities,

The civility out of behavior,

The refinement out of language,

The dedication out of employment,

The prudence out of spending,

The ambition out of achievement or God out of government and school.


And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

We do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country. Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!


I'm the life of the party..... Even if it only lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps..... With a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying. (LDS)

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place . . . . . somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.


Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!


Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too! Spread the laughter Share the cheer Let's be happy While we're here. AND, MAY GOD BLESS CANADA AND MAY CANADA BLESS GOD!!

Go Green - Recycle PARLIAMENT!!


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Re: FOR SENIORS -- TOO FUNNY AND TOO TRUE

Postby leeg22 » Thu May 31, 2012 6:27 pm

Hahaha...And Please, God...Bless the USA, too...We seniors are praying really hard!!!

Thanks Roberta...I can sooooo identify!


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Re: FOR SENIORS -- TOO FUNNY AND TOO TRUE

Postby rosie813 » Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:53 am

I can identify with everything you said, Roberta!
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Re: FOR SENIORS -- TOO FUNNY AND TOO TRUE

Postby OKRuth » Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:40 am

Those are great, Roberta! :D :lol:
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