CHILDREN ARE QUICK

[Roberta]

Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

[JustGail]

LOL!very Phunny Roberta....outta the mouths of kids!!

[selina]

My sister has triplet five year old boys...so we have lots of examples of funnies...but my favorites:

Ryan fell down and when asked by his mother (my sister) what he hit (meaning what body part - head, leg, knee, etc), Ryan replied "I hit the floor." Well, she asked!

While I was trying to get the boys to eat one day, I encouraged James when he took a big bite "Great job, James. Another bite down the hatch." Sitting across the table, Brandon looked stricken as he declared "I don't have a hatch!"

[Love Light Laughter]

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

I have it on good authority that NASA is about to announce there appeared to be a tear in the space/time continuum whereas the phaint, yet distinct chanting of the word "Lauri" was just detected phrom all over the world.

And beyond.


Love and Light,

Lauri